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Fuckwit Drivers, We Salute You!

On the way home from work today, I started checking out other drivers - mainly to work out why the fuck they were sat in the middle lane doing 50mph while the rest of us streamed past them on both sides.

Unsurprisingly, a high proportion of them - I’d say roughly 50% of the total idiots - were texting, tweeting, programming their TiVo remotely or in some other way dicking around with their phones, while driving. A few were even using them as phones.

One gentleman, however, definitely wins the prize. He was talking on his phone, but rather than holding it in his hand he had it tucked under his chin, old-school. And he had to do that, because with his other two hands he was opening a Muller Corner Yoghurt.

At 50mph. Rapidly approaching the rear of the stationary queue of traffic at the roundabout.

And I honestly don’t just follow Wil Wheaton, obsessively reblogging (surely, retumblring?) what he says. It’s just that he posts a higher volume of cool stuff and I, you know, never get around to actually writing anything here.